Friday, October 1, 2010
awkward moment of the day
So I'm at the library looking at audiobooks. I squat down to look at the ones on the bottom shelf, and one of those sudden, really powerful nose tickles attacks me out of the blue. I swing my hand up to rub my nose so fast that I begin to wobble, then I started to sneeze. Now, another thing they should have told us in high school is that when you get older you might pee a bit when you sneeze. So I'm squatting, one hand on my nose, sneezing, and trying to cross my legs so I don't pee at the same time. It didn't work.