Then I saw a slingshot with a water ball in the pool toys area. Ta-da!!! Another great idea! I could shoot the ball down to the end of my lane, swim with the slingshot to retrieve the ball, shoot, etc. Then I pictured myself using it with no glasses and my gift for klutziness:
Besides, once I'm at the pool I don't need motivation to move. It's getting out of bed and showering that I'm less than fond of. I wish I'd been born a bear, or some other hibernating animal.
Then another flash of genius! My Girl Scout cookies just arrived. I could shoot Thin Mints from my bed to my door - that would get me hustling! Then I realized this would be the real scenario (I'm pretty sure it's not a coincidence that my door in the 1st picture looks like the door to hell.):