This morning Grandpa greeted me with: "I'm rich."
"Oh yeah?" I said. "How so?"
"I have a new niece and nephew."
"You mean great-grandkids? You have two new great-grandchildren." Congrats, cousin, on the twins!
"Oh yeah. That's right. I'm waiting on you for a niece."
"Huh?"
"I'm waiting on you for a niece."
"Well, you're going to be waiting a while." (For more reasons than one...)
"Wait, what are you?"
"I'm your granddaughter!"
"Oh yeah. Never mind."
So cute!!!! Hey, I submit that our old folk quotes are every bit as funny as other people's kid quotes! You should totally create a new sidebar, "Old Folk Quotes." :P
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