I was actually proud of how I dressed myself today - nice black pants, black boots, blue vest, nice gray turtleneck, and I even ACCESSORIZED the vest with a PIN! But then my 3rd-grade fashion consultant (we've had other conversations about my attire) saw me and said, "Happy birthday, Miss Kerri! You should have dressed up!" "I DID dress up!" I said, not a little indignantly. "No you didn't, those are pajamas!" he said, pointing to my pants. "You need a birthday suit!" Fortunately, I have learned to change the topic of conversation very quickly.