Thursday, July 1, 2010

stuff the dogs wish I could understand

Yes, it does matter where we pee, so quit laughing at us when we stand in line and wait for each other so we can pee on the same spot.  The world may be our toilet, but it is not that simple, you airhead.

from Chester:  Mama, if you would vacuum more often, I would sneeze less often, which means I wouldn't bump my nose on the floor so much.  I am a short-legged, long-nosed dog with allergies - help me out a little!

We couldn't care less what you're on this earth for.  Give us a treat and rub our bellies.

Squirrels, rabbits, and cats are the enemy and must be chased.  Other dogs must be barked at.  Especially when they started it.

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