I started today with Grandpa earlier than usual. We said our hellos, then I asked him if he wanted to read the paper. He said he'd wait until after breakfast, "when your mom comes down." "Mom's gone," I replied. "Huh?" "She went to work." "Then who's fixing my breakfast?" "I am." "You?! You mean you're going to fix my breakfast??? Will I live?" Grandpa wisecracked.
what I said: "I don't know, there's always a risk."
what I should have said: "I don't know, I haven't decided yet." :)
Yesterday he pretended to be surprised that I was in my 40's and said, "I thought you were 50 or 55!" He got another bop in the head with his pillow for that one.