The other day Grandpa was throwing out hints about how lunch was a long time away. He wanted a cup of Ensure, which he often has daily between meals. His hinting around versus just telling me was pretty funny. I decided to play dumb, and said, "I don't know what you're talking about." "Oh yes you do!" Grandpa said.
Gpa: "Tell me again - what did you major in in school?"
Me: "Special education."
"Oh yeah, that's right."
"I also majored in bugging grandpas."
"You're good at it! I need to major in bugging you!"
"Nah, you don't need to go to school for that."
One of Grandpa's favorite jokes:
Me, asking Grandpa if he's ready for me to pull the bar on his chair to recline it: "Ready?"
Gpa: "Aim, fire!"
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