Grandpa, half-serious, looking at the newspaper I'd strewn all over the floor: "Look at that mess on my floor!" I said, "I'm sorry, Grandpa, I'll pick it up," and I balled up a page and threw it at him. "Hey!" he whined in a fake sad voice, "that's the funnies! You crumpled the funnies!" I threw the 2nd page of funnies at him. "Hey!"
Grandpa, bored, tapping the pillow on his lap: "I'm playing the piano," then he tapped and sang a silly song. Afterward, he laughed and said, "I'm going crazy." Okay, time to get out the word search puzzles.