A-Z Challenge: K

Kerri is a dorK.  The cable/phone/internet/change-the-oil-in-your-car guy came over.  I figured that out when he took us offline.  I went outside to see what was going on; when I came back in, I saw that I'd gone outside looking like an...elf.  Or something.  Completely forgot I was wearing the bandana and had no clue it was standing up straight.  Sigh.