It's too darn cute when you're having races down a double slide with a 4-year-old friend and you both want to let each other win:
Ben: "Ready, set, go!"
Neither of us budge.
Me: "You go."
Ben: "No, you go."
Me: "You go first."
Ben: "No, you go first."
Ben's mom: "Are you trying to give Auntie Kerri a head start?"
Ben: "Yeah, but she's not going!"