You never quite forgave this photographer for making you say "chicken" in your Kindergarten picture, and snapping the pic when you said "ch". Doesn't everyone on the planet know you're supposed to say "cheese" and snap on the "ee"?! You hated it then, but look at it now; it adds a bit of fun and joy to your life, doesn't it?
Here you are, by the way, dressed appropriately (skirts were allowed all year 'round). The pose, though, is a joke. This is senior year and by now you know that you're smart, quiet, nice, weird, fat, too pale, and ugly.