You know you shouldn't quit your day job when you plan a baby shower and the guest of honor contacts you 3 days before the party to ask when and where it will be. Oh, was I supposed to tell you, too?
You know you've hit bottom when your dogs get more mail than you do.
You know to think twice next time about what you wear to Target (red shirt and khaki pants) when people keep stopping you and asking you if you work there.
You know you should move the pedometer you clipped to your waistband when you bend over and your flab hits the "reset" button. Dang it!!!